[And lo, the doom-y spectre-y cloak and scythe figure of one's worst nightmares abruptly disappears into...a guy. Pretty average-looking. Since when does Death wear a hoodie, leather jacket, and baggy jeans?
...Since he read a magazine that said it was stylish, apparently.]
Really? Shoot, I'm gonna have to tell the PR department they need to recalibrate this thing again. That happens sometimes, you know, it wears out or needs a new springy thing or they rethread the hems or something. It's supposed to look like the unholy incarnation of your worst nightmares that howls with the screams of dying kittens, but sometimes it kind of burps and only sounds like the screams of dying people who probably deserved it. Oh, well.
So hi! I know you. You're Curt. And you know Penny and you have part of my tree. It's a good thing Penny gave it to you, too, because I don't like it when people mess with my tree. He's sensitive and it hurts his feelings.
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...Since he read a magazine that said it was stylish, apparently.]
Really? Shoot, I'm gonna have to tell the PR department they need to recalibrate this thing again. That happens sometimes, you know, it wears out or needs a new springy thing or they rethread the hems or something. It's supposed to look like the unholy incarnation of your worst nightmares that howls with the screams of dying kittens, but sometimes it kind of burps and only sounds like the screams of dying people who probably deserved it. Oh, well.
So hi! I know you. You're Curt. And you know Penny and you have part of my tree. It's a good thing Penny gave it to you, too, because I don't like it when people mess with my tree. He's sensitive and it hurts his feelings.