[Okay, that's better. He looks much more like someone Penny would be friends with.]

I dunno, it was pretty scary, I just--well, I was looking for you. Is there a reason you need to look like the screams of dying kittens or is that just traditional?

I'm sure Penny is always extremely sweet to your tree. But speaking of Penny, I have something for you--and for you to pass along to her if she doesn't show up here this time around.