http://and-immortality.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] and-immortality.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] thewildone 2011-10-01 11:20 pm (UTC)

Yeah, that's true. Most of the time when people want to meet me they're pretty prepared to actually face me, you know? Which I guess is kind of annoying because some people are a lot more reliable about making dates with me and then actually showing up. Not that I mind being stood up when it means people get to go on living and whatever, but you know how it sucks when you're all set for a date with somebody and then they never show up? So you just kind of wait around at the table with the appetizer wondering if maybe they got caught in traffic or something? It gets kind of sucky after a while. Kind of like the doom-y spectre-y thing! My PR department says I have to go with that because I'm supposed to look horrifying and stuff, but it's really hard to impress girls with a decrepit old skeleton face. Which is why I just kind of do it when I'm on the clock.

[And all this is delivered without breathing because, well, since when does Death need to breathe?]

Oh, Penny's allowed! And Morty probably didn't need that branch too much anyway, so it's okay. [Pause.] You have something for me?

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