30th Note

[thewildone]

[Video]

[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of cosmetics, including an open tube of red lipstick. Finally, it pans up to the mirror, revealing a woman with bleach-blonde hair pointing a Network device at herself. She is wearing a very low-cut top and smirking suggestively.]

Hey there.

Comments

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[...oh jesus, pissing off the hot girl.]

Well....y'do look a wee bit familiar but...I dunno, I coulda been pished?

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[thewildone]

Oh, well, yeah, I guess you must have been, considering what happened with the midget.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[This doesn't faze Campbell. He's just surprised he doesn't remember this at all.] What happened with the midget?

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[thewildone]

[Curt can't quite come up with anything good enough, he shakes his head and laughs.]

Campbell, it's meeeeeeee!

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....but he doesn't know who 'me' IS.
Oh, no, wait, he totally gets it. Probably.]

...Curt?

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[thewildone]

Yeah! I finally got hit with this curse.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Christ you make a sexy woman.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

No that it's a bad thing, or anything, but are you GAY?

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[thewildone]

...Wanna see my tits?

[It's like an experiment. Will Campbell as the control condition, idek.]

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[.....how is that even a question?]

Aye!

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[thewildone]

[Curt removes his shirt with a not necessarily sexy TA-DA! motion, but then presentation is probably besides the point. He is not wearing a bra.]

I believe in sharing.

[totallyinaband]

Shut up, Campbell.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

You're the BEST flatmate...

[Eyes. Glued.]

How d'you no just stand in front of a mirror shirtless? And...jump or something.

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[He normally wouldn't comment. He doesn't know them, why would he? But that cat looks familiar, so he vocalizes that.]

That cat looks kinda familiar . . .

[OoC: As for the log, I'll probably be most available around 10-ish, but just lemme know when it's up. Also, I'm already lolling at these shenanigans.]

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[thewildone]

[Curt stares down at his own chest.]

Well, I was, but then I got bored. Topless jumping suddenly seems like less of a good idea when they're actually attached. Kind of awkward.

[With that, Curt begins digging into a shopping bag and comes up with a leopard print bra.]

You wouldn't happen to want to help me with these little hook things?

[This is said with an air of exaggerated innocence.]

[Video]

[thewildone]

It should look familiar, Demyx.

[Curt grins, but less flirtatiously, because such things are likely wasted on Demyx.]

[ooc: I'd better grade some papers, so it probably won't be up before 9:30 or so...]

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[He's seen a few people hit by this curse, and even when he was back home in the Organization, there was never really much of an emphasis on sex; the biological aspect. Certainly not the physical act of. So he's at least usually able to piece together who it is after a few interactions. He knows Curt pretty well, though, if not his mentality, certainly his personality and how he handles himself. He's still pretty much the same Curt.

Except now he has breasts.] Curt? [He grins back, for no particular reason other than he's been grinned at by someone he rather likes.] This curse, huh? The cat's not affected too, is it?

[OoC: Works for me. Good luck with papers!]

[Video]

[thewildone]

Nah, pretty sure he's still a tom. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen anyone's pets affected by a curse, except when they all ran away of course. [He purses his lips in thought because he is practicing facial expressions and thinks it looks cute.] I don't mind this one--it's actually kind of fun as something to try.

[ooc: log is up!]

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Wonder why that is.

I've never gotten this one, but I know a couple guys who've had it. ['Guys' does, indeed, include girls, because that's just how Demyx talks.] Doesn't seem so bad, though. Definitely better than some of the other one's I've been affected by.

OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[totallyinaband]

[Because, Campbell. That's how girls end up with a pair of BLACK EYES.]

Re: OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....how long are their breasts?]

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....what is that. What. What are these questions Curt keeps asking.]

Aye. Aye, alright. [Just. Stunned.] You're the best flatmate.

[Video]

[thewildone]

I dunno--animals are simpler than us, maybe the City can't eat their emotions or whatever it is that it does.

Yeah, better this than the time I got turned into a doll.

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[thewildone]

[Curt briefly considers how easy it would be to solve Campbell's virginity problem and Curt's not-having-sex-at-this-precise-moment problem, only there's the whole thing where he resolved not to have sex with anyone he was working with on a professional level. Also, it seems possible that an offer of sex would just make Campbell's mind explode and besides, teasing Campbell is a fun hobby. He puts the bra partly on and turns around.]

I just can't seem to get it fastened myself. Which is weird because I've never had a problem getting a bra unfastened.

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe.

Hah, s'gotta be. Is it weird, though? This curse, I mean.