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[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of cosmetics, including an open tube of red lipstick. Finally, it pans up to the mirror, revealing a woman with bleach-blonde hair pointing a Network device at herself. She is wearing a very low-cut top and smirking suggestively.]

Hey there.

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[ . . . How much are they craning their necks over?]

[Campbell...doesn't know about that resolution. Stupid Brian. It is all his fault. However, it means Campbell is infinitely teasable!]

Aye, well, maybe it's easier t' fasten from behind. Unless you're a girl with training.

[He walks over to do a bit of fumbling. Oh. Huh. Little fiddly but looking at it, it's nothing he can't work out.]

Yes, it's very weird. [He has the tone of voice of someone patiently explaining something.] It's being stuck in a different body and not being sure how all the parts work.

[Curt holds his hair out of the way until Campbell figures it out.]

Yeah, it's hard when you can't see what you're doing. Being a girl seems take a lot of work if you want to do it right. And being a drag queen's gotta be a ton of work.

Oh. [He pouts a little.] That sounds a lot less cool, then. I guess I kinda get why those guys were all freaking out now.

Yeah. But it's also something new and different, and there's stuff about being a woman that I think is fun. Like the clothes and how guys react.

How they react to the clothing?

Or the absence of it. It's a sex thing. You either wouldn't be interested or should be taking notes, whichever.

[He would object, but- he's not that interested.] Well- hey- I know what sex is. And you have your shirt off a lot anyway.

[Well, maybe he'll object anyway.]

Yeah, but...well, anyway, I don't usually have boobs. And it's different because boobs are interesting. To many people.

So, your being shirtless isn't interesting to people when you're a guy?

Well, not as interesting. Guys go shirtless a lot of the time.

And girls don't?

Not usually, no. I mean, when was the last time you saw that? Besides a curse day of the naked kind.

Well, there was some sort of water elf, or nymph, or something, and she wasn't wearing anything. She landed in the fountain. [He looks off to the side, remembering, and grins.

He's grinning about the fact that she's a water creature as opposed to her lack of clothing, but it still looks pretty sketchy.]

[Curt raises his eyebrows.]

Was she hot?

[A pause as he tilts his head to one side.] I dunno, I think it was during the winter.

[Curt lowers his eyebrows. Really, he should have seen that response coming.]

That's not what...never mind. The point is, human women at least don't usually go around topless. Which is kind of a shame. But guys can go running without shirts on and that's normal.

Oh. Alright, got it. Thanks!

[Hooks...into...slots. How do girls and crossdressers have the PATIENCE?!] Christ, if I was a girl I wouldnae bother wi' a bra at all.

I'm considering that. But I wanted to see if it was more comfortable or less.

[Curt bounces experimentally.]

[Campbell waits for the bouncing to stop.]

What's the verdict?

I think there is actually a good reason for bras.

I'll remember that for if I ever switch over.

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