[Curt briefly considers how easy it would be to solve Campbell's virginity problem and Curt's not-having-sex-at-this-precise-moment problem, only there's the whole thing where he resolved not to have sex with anyone he was working with on a professional level. Also, it seems possible that an offer of sex would just make Campbell's mind explode and besides, teasing Campbell is a fun hobby. He puts the bra partly on and turns around.]

I just can't seem to get it fastened myself. Which is weird because I've never had a problem getting a bra unfastened.