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Curt Wild ([personal profile] thewildone) wrote2011-05-14 06:15 pm

30th Note

[Video]

[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of cosmetics, including an open tube of red lipstick. Finally, it pans up to the mirror, revealing a woman with bleach-blonde hair pointing a Network device at herself. She is wearing a very low-cut top and smirking suggestively.]


Hey there.

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh jesus, pissing off the hot girl.]

Well....y'do look a wee bit familiar but...I dunno, I coulda been pished?

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[This doesn't faze Campbell. He's just surprised he doesn't remember this at all.] What happened with the midget?

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[....but he doesn't know who 'me' IS.
Oh, no, wait, he totally gets it. Probably.]


...Curt?

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Christ you make a sexy woman.

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[.....how is that even a question?]

Aye!

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the BEST flatmate...

[Eyes. Glued.]

How d'you no just stand in front of a mirror shirtless? And...jump or something.

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[....what is that. What. What are these questions Curt keeps asking.]

Aye. Aye, alright. [Just. Stunned.] You're the best flatmate.

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Campbell...doesn't know about that resolution. Stupid Brian. It is all his fault. However, it means Campbell is infinitely teasable!]

Aye, well, maybe it's easier t' fasten from behind. Unless you're a girl with training.

[He walks over to do a bit of fumbling. Oh. Huh. Little fiddly but looking at it, it's nothing he can't work out.]

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-22 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hooks...into...slots. How do girls and crossdressers have the PATIENCE?!] Christ, if I was a girl I wouldnae bother wi' a bra at all.

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Campbell waits for the bouncing to stop.]

What's the verdict?

RM action!!

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that for if I ever switch over.
totallyinaband: (unimpressed)

OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[personal profile] totallyinaband 2011-05-16 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because, Campbell. That's how girls end up with a pair of BLACK EYES.]

Re: OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[identity profile] loonyandproud.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[....how long are their breasts?]

Re: OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[identity profile] sitaronthewater.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . How much are they craning their necks over?]