Apparently there was a fight. I think maybe they mistook him for an evil wizard, but that's just a theory. One of my other theories is that he is an evil wizard, just so bad at it he's not actually evil in any way. I'm pretty sure he's not human, but maybe he's just really, really bad at that also. He's a good guy though.

He's kind of skinny, even compared to me because he's tall, but yeah, he's all right. Also I'm going to teach him how to wear eyeliner. Stephen, the bass player, doesn't have the best style but in his case I think I'll just leave well enough alone.