16th Note

[thewildone]

So I realize you guys are all busy turning into angels or whatever-the-fuck, but my guitar is trying to hump my leg and even I'm disturbed by that.

What the hell?

[ooc: backdated like woah, statistics hw kicked my ass today.]

Comments

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Your guitar is sexually attracted to you?

[thewildone]

Apparently?

Also, the dishes are attacking me. But that's okay, they're mostly cheap plastic.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I thought the curse was about heaven and angels and hell.

[thewildone]

Well, so did I, and I'm mostly glad I'm not roasting, but I guess this place is just being extra specially weird.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Why would you roast?

[thewildone]

Well, I can't exactly picture me ending up in heaven, you know?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Have you done a terrible amount of sinning?

[thewildone]

According to most traditional moral codes, oh yeah. Even by my own standards I've done some bad things.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Are you going to leave me wondering, Curt?

[thewildone]

It's no secret I live a wild life of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Well, maybe a little less wild now, but still. I dated twins once.

I also used to be a junkie and most of the un-fun stories come from that.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Would you like to have the disappointing encounter remedied?

[thewildone]

Excuse me?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

A partner or two and eager to please.

[thewildone]

Always an attractive offer, but I get the feeling there are strings attached.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Come with me and you won't have to worry about any inanimate objects bothering you...

[thewildone]

Go with you where?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Back to my place.

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[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

*watching and smirking*

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[I've already had sex with him so +1 for me]