17th Note

[thewildone]

cursed. disturbed by way cat is staring at me. help?

[ooc: So yes, Curt is cursed into a Ken doll version of himself. And hell yes, this icon is actually from Velvet Goldmine.]

Comments

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Your hair is atrocious.

[thewildone]

Slightly more concerned by the fact that I'm about 10 inches tall and made of plastic.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

So long as you keep away from open flames, there's little to worry about.

[thewildone]

[If only his tiny hands bent enough to make rude hand gestures.]

As long as I'm not mistaken for a cat toy.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

C-cat's should stare I would think... it's a Very cat like thing to do, you see. And you should not say it should Not do a Thing that is a very cat thing to do.

[ooc: cursed, morality reversal, evil piggy.]

lol

[thewildone]

Well, I don't really think it's gonna listen to me.

*sadly lacking in angry Piglet avies* >.>

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Wh-what did you say? IT??? I'm quite sure he or she is NOT an it! M-maybe YOU are the it!

[thewildone]

Well, technically, at the moment, I guess...never mind.

It's a he. He's a he? Why are you so concerned?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

B-because people here are Not Christopher Robin, th-that's why. And anyone who is not a Christopher Robin needs to leave.

[thewildone]

Christopher Robin? Wait, who are you?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

M-my name is Piglet.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

You need some clothes... and a hair brush...

[Don't worry this young girl WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLS will help you!]

[thewildone]

I have...pants.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Pants are good... but you need a shirt and maybe a cute hat! And then we can find you a doll girlfriend and you can get married!

[Doesn't this sound like a fun game?!
It does to Aska! ]

[thewildone]

Yeah...I'm really not the marrying kind, kid. I'm also not really a doll.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

You are short and made of plastic… but you aren’t a doll…?

How dumb do you think we are… ?

[Sulk… sulk… ]

[thewildone]

Well I'm a doll today just not normally.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those curse-things? How come it turned you into a doll…?

[thewildone]

Yeah, it is. And I have no idea why I'm a doll except that maybe something or someone out there thought this was funny.

[laughswithfan.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they had a dollhouse but no dolls to go in it…

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

What's your apartment number?

[thewildone]

Building 9, apartment #35.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'll be over in a bit.

[thewildone]

Okay. You may have to break the lock, I don't know how I'll be able to get to the doorknob.

[Curt will be waiting, crouched behind his network device while the cat stares at him, twitching, as if it is about to pounce.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'll bring my shotgun then.

[Don't worry, Curt. Raikov'll save you!]

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I gave one of my Ken dolls a haircut just like that when I was little.

[thewildone]

It's very stylish.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I think it looks better on you when you're not plastic.

Is someone coming over to rescue you?

[thewildone]

On the bright side, I have really well-defined pecs.

Yeah, Raikov's on his way.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Your pecs're pretty well-defined anyway.

Good. I don't know if cat-chews would be too comfortable tomorrow.

[thewildone]

You think so, huh? Eh, I eat too many cheeseburgers and don't really exercise.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

It works for you.