30th Note

[thewildone]

[Video]

[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of cosmetics, including an open tube of red lipstick. Finally, it pans up to the mirror, revealing a woman with bleach-blonde hair pointing a Network device at herself. She is wearing a very low-cut top and smirking suggestively.]

Hey there.

Comments

[totallyinaband]

[Okay, that is clearly Curt and Campbell's bathroom, and Curt's beast cat, and considering Stephen got turned into a lady himself a couple of months ago...]

...Curt?

[thewildone]

Yup! I've been like this since last night.

[totallyinaband]

[Okay. Curt has boobs. That's not at all terrifying.]

And you're just... going with it?

[thewildone]

Yeah, I mean, it was weird at first, and I miss my dick, but what's the fun in getting all freaked out?

[totallyinaband]

I don't think people usually get freaked out for fun.

[Translation: Stephen gets freaked out anyway. :-D]

[thewildone]

[Curt shrugs.]

I try to be open to new experiences.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah. I'm glad that's working out for you.

[The boobs! They're looking at him!]

[thewildone]

[Curt, being Curt, takes Stephen's focus of attention the wrong way.]

...Tits?

[...and yes, those were Curt's boobs, briefly exposed for network viewing along with a tone of voice that indicates they can return if requested.]

1/2

[totallyinaband]

2/2

[totallyinaband]

Please don't do that again, man. That is seriously weird.

[thewildone]

[Curt pouts a little, but there is something a bit thoughtful in his (her?) expression.]

Okay, suit yourself. By the way, if I'm still like this tomorrow we're still playing that gig. I just...need to get used to this voice.

[ooc: That handwaved gig at that handwaved venue. Log if you're up for it, I know Demyx-mun is on board.]

[totallyinaband]

[Ah yeah, change of subject! You are welcome here!]

It doesn't sound like you changed pitch that drastically, so we should be able to work with it.

[ooc: Am I up for gig-log? IS THAT A QUESTION? :-D]

[thewildone]

Well, I'm not like I'm particularly melodic, but it's still hard to get used to singing like this.

Do you think I should have a stage name? It would be a little weird to still go by Curt, I guess.

RM action...?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell was asleep. Briefly. For once. During the day. Which means he woke up after Curt had left on his marvellous shopping excursion. And then went and bought lunch. And then messed about and THEN came home.]

I'm back if you are!

[He yells this. It's a very slight, vague precaution in case Curt ever cares about being subtle, is sleeping with someone, and wants to move them, say, out of the living room.]

[totallyinaband]

Well, I do know plenty of girls with boy's names, but no female Curts. Is there a female equivalent?

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[If Curt ever cares about being subtle, it is not this day. He (she?) emerges from the bathroom, and leans up against the door frame flirtatiously.]

Hi, Campbell.

[thewildone]

I dunno, probably not. I was thinking maybe Candy.

[totallyinaband]

That's kind of a hooker name, isn't it? Or golddigger.

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....Campbell doesn't get it. In fact, he figures this is one of Curt's conquests, who, for some reason, Curt has given his name to. So he smiles flirtatiously back, and does a kind of gawky lean on the wall whilst cocking an eyebrow.]

Hello. You've got a leg up on me cos I don't know your name.

[thewildone]

It was the trashiest one I could think of.

[Curt's mind works...differently.]

[totallyinaband]

It works, I guess! Candy and the Time Bombs?

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt grins and wonders how long it would be fair to keep this up.]

Actually, you do. But you're welcome to get a leg up on me any time.

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell's eyes widen. And then a massive grin spreads across his face. He sucks at staying flirty.]

What, really?

[Wait, no, wait.]

Hang on, I...met you before? And I don't remember you, or your name?!

[thewildone]

I don't like it plural, because it conflicts with the logo. But yeah, that sounds okay.

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt frowns, but is pretty close to bursting out laughing.]

You don't remember? I'm hurt.