30th Note

[thewildone]

[Video]

[The camera pans across several shopping bags, including one obviously from a lingerie store, and a few shoe boxes. One of the upside down shoe boxes moves a little and Beast, Curt's cat, pokes his not-entirely-attractive head out for a moment. The camera then points over to the bathroom sink, which is home to a scattered assortment of cosmetics, including an open tube of red lipstick. Finally, it pans up to the mirror, revealing a woman with bleach-blonde hair pointing a Network device at herself. She is wearing a very low-cut top and smirking suggestively.]

Hey there.

Comments

RM action...?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell was asleep. Briefly. For once. During the day. Which means he woke up after Curt had left on his marvellous shopping excursion. And then went and bought lunch. And then messed about and THEN came home.]

I'm back if you are!

[He yells this. It's a very slight, vague precaution in case Curt ever cares about being subtle, is sleeping with someone, and wants to move them, say, out of the living room.]

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[If Curt ever cares about being subtle, it is not this day. He (she?) emerges from the bathroom, and leans up against the door frame flirtatiously.]

Hi, Campbell.

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....Campbell doesn't get it. In fact, he figures this is one of Curt's conquests, who, for some reason, Curt has given his name to. So he smiles flirtatiously back, and does a kind of gawky lean on the wall whilst cocking an eyebrow.]

Hello. You've got a leg up on me cos I don't know your name.

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt grins and wonders how long it would be fair to keep this up.]

Actually, you do. But you're welcome to get a leg up on me any time.

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell's eyes widen. And then a massive grin spreads across his face. He sucks at staying flirty.]

What, really?

[Wait, no, wait.]

Hang on, I...met you before? And I don't remember you, or your name?!

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt frowns, but is pretty close to bursting out laughing.]

You don't remember? I'm hurt.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[...oh jesus, pissing off the hot girl.]

Well....y'do look a wee bit familiar but...I dunno, I coulda been pished?

RM action!!

[thewildone]

Oh, well, yeah, I guess you must have been, considering what happened with the midget.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[This doesn't faze Campbell. He's just surprised he doesn't remember this at all.] What happened with the midget?

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[thewildone]

[Curt can't quite come up with anything good enough, he shakes his head and laughs.]

Campbell, it's meeeeeeee!

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....but he doesn't know who 'me' IS.
Oh, no, wait, he totally gets it. Probably.]

...Curt?

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[thewildone]

Yeah! I finally got hit with this curse.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

Christ you make a sexy woman.

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[thewildone]

...Wanna see my tits?

[It's like an experiment. Will Campbell as the control condition, idek.]

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[.....how is that even a question?]

Aye!

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt removes his shirt with a not necessarily sexy TA-DA! motion, but then presentation is probably besides the point. He is not wearing a bra.]

I believe in sharing.

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

You're the BEST flatmate...

[Eyes. Glued.]

How d'you no just stand in front of a mirror shirtless? And...jump or something.

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[thewildone]

[Curt stares down at his own chest.]

Well, I was, but then I got bored. Topless jumping suddenly seems like less of a good idea when they're actually attached. Kind of awkward.

[With that, Curt begins digging into a shopping bag and comes up with a leopard print bra.]

You wouldn't happen to want to help me with these little hook things?

[This is said with an air of exaggerated innocence.]

RM action!!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....what is that. What. What are these questions Curt keeps asking.]

Aye. Aye, alright. [Just. Stunned.] You're the best flatmate.

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[thewildone]

[Curt briefly considers how easy it would be to solve Campbell's virginity problem and Curt's not-having-sex-at-this-precise-moment problem, only there's the whole thing where he resolved not to have sex with anyone he was working with on a professional level. Also, it seems possible that an offer of sex would just make Campbell's mind explode and besides, teasing Campbell is a fun hobby. He puts the bra partly on and turns around.]

I just can't seem to get it fastened myself. Which is weird because I've never had a problem getting a bra unfastened.

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell...doesn't know about that resolution. Stupid Brian. It is all his fault. However, it means Campbell is infinitely teasable!]

Aye, well, maybe it's easier t' fasten from behind. Unless you're a girl with training.

[He walks over to do a bit of fumbling. Oh. Huh. Little fiddly but looking at it, it's nothing he can't work out.]

RM action!!

[thewildone]

[Curt holds his hair out of the way until Campbell figures it out.]

Yeah, it's hard when you can't see what you're doing. Being a girl seems take a lot of work if you want to do it right. And being a drag queen's gotta be a ton of work.

OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[totallyinaband]

[Because, Campbell. That's how girls end up with a pair of BLACK EYES.]

Re: OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[....how long are their breasts?]

Re: OOC: Interjecting Marion interjects :-D

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[ . . . How much are they craning their necks over?]