15th Note

[thewildone]

I am really confused about yesterday. I mean, it was a hell of a lot better than that last curse, I'm just not sure why I felt the need to spend so much time playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Also, I kinda took some things that weren't mine. Including someone's puppy, which I would like to give back. It's fine, I promise, but I feel like a horrible person now. It's just so tiny and defenseless-looking. Unlike my beast of a cat, which for some reason I decided to put a bell on so now every time it's around I swear it's jingling extra-loud just to get back at me. Plus I'm full of scratches.

On the bright side, my bathroom is really clean.

[Private to Penny/totally hackable]

So, I maybe sort of went into your apartment yesterday and snatched one of your bras.

[Private to Raikov/totally hackable]

Sorry about the incident. Except not really. You make damn good apple pie.

Comments

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I attacked a cow.

[thewildone]

How did that go?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

The cow won.

[thewildone]

Probably for the best.

Any theories on what all this was about?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

The Labors of Heracles.

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[thewildone]

All I remember about that is it the part where he cleaned the stables.

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[thewildone]

Which, in retrospect, probably explains the bathroom.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

He fought the Nemean Lion, captured Cerberus, cleaned the stables, captured the Cretan Bull, stole the girdle of the Amazon Queen, fought the hydra, killed the deer of Ceryneia, killed the Stymphalian birds, gathered the apples of the Hesperides, stoles the cattle of Geryon, fetched the horses of Diomedes, and fetched the Erymanthian boar.

[thewildone]

My guess is I got about half of those. Huh.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you didn't offend anyone along the way.

[thewildone]

Hopefully not too much.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

That was you? Seriously?

[thewildone]

...yeah.

Do you want it back?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I want to say 'no, burn it,' but I think you took one of my cute ones. If it's purple with butterflies on it, I'd really like it back.

Do you know what the curse yesterday was? I still can't figure it out.

[thewildone]

Okay. I mean, it's not like I did anything weird with it.

I have no idea whatsoever.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Which is good, because I'd have to think of something threatening to say if you had.

[thewildone]

I can't really imagine you saying something threatening.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

You'd have to give me some time to come up with something.

THIS PART IS NOT FILTERED, SO

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...what did 'e do?

Oops?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Just some curse-induced theft--nothing bad. Whatever curse hit you got Curt, too.

Well. He can't hack. XD

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

An' it's definitely a curse, yeah? 'e's not jus' usin' the curse as an excuse or somethin'?

She can't code! It works out beautifully!

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

If it's not a curse, both of you've got some explaining to do.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...!

No, NO, I mean, there was a curse, an' I was cursed, but maybe he weren't!

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I think both of you were cursed. Curt's not a puppy-stealer.

[Although panty-raids... that's within the realm of imagination.]

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

He stole one too? ...alright. S'pose 'e must've been cursed.

[freckleddoll]

Is it one of Hanna's puppies?

[luckily she can't hack at all or she'd be freaking out about someone sneaking into their apartment and stealing Penny's underwear.]

[thewildone]

Um, if Hanna's the one missing puppies, then I guess so.

[freckleddoll]

Four of 'em, though I know 'e got one back. 'm glad at least some of 'em are safe.

[thewildone]

I don't think any of the dogs got attacked yesterday though I think some other animals did. That still leaves two puppies but they're probably okay.

[freckleddoll]

Really 'ope so, don't want to think of 'em not bein' alright.

[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

You've got one of my puppies? Oh, god, are they okay? Which one? I swear, if they got hurt...I know it was a curse, but I'll still be really mad.

...you were nice to it, right?

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[thewildone]

How am I supposed to know which--Oh, wait, hold on.

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[thewildone]

[Curt's don't-be-mad-at-me puppy eyes are slightly less effective when next to the eyes of the actual puppy he is holding up to the camera. It isn't hurt but is not exactly a happy puppy.]

See? Fine.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Calcifer!! Oh, he's okay...Hi, Cal, it's Daddy!!

[Hanna waves at the camera, before frowning slightly.]

...what exactly did you do to him? He never gets that grumpy...

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[thewildone]

[Curt put's the puppy closer to the camera and has him wave before putting him down gently in a shoebox.]

It wasn't me! The damn cat's yowling and jingling has us both on edge.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

Oh...I'm sure you didn't mean to freak him out. They've never been around cats before, at least not for too long. They're only about 4 weeks old.

Well, thank you for making sure he was okay. Was he well behaved?

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[thewildone]

He's a good little pup. Do you wanna come pick him up, or should I bring him to you?

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

I'll come get him...I'm going around getting the others that were taken yesterday. I'm glad he behaved well...this was sort of the first time that a couple of them have been out of the house.

video;

[thewildone]

Guess a lot of people were dog-napping yesterday. Again, I'm real sorry about that. I'm in Building 9, Apt 35. I'll be around.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

It's okay. At least he wasn't hurt, and I know it was just a curse.

I'll be around soon!!

video;

[thewildone]

All right, see ya then.

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[manofgnee.livejournal.com]

And thank you, for looking after him.

[team_sociopath]

Your own fault for putting bells on it.

[thewildone]

Yeah, well the city made me do that.

[team_sociopath]

Excuses, excuses.

[thewildone]

I hope it figures out how to get it off soon, because I don't think I'm gonna get near it again for a while.

[team_sociopath]

Unless it likes having the ability to annoy you.

[thewildone]

You know what? I bet it does.

[team_sociopath]

Seems like the type.