Softly he said...

I am really confused about yesterday. I mean, it was a hell of a lot better than that last curse, I'm just not sure why I felt the need to spend so much time playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Also, I kinda took some things that weren't mine. Including someone's puppy, which I would like to give back. It's fine, I promise, but I feel like a horrible person now. It's just so tiny and defenseless-looking. Unlike my beast of a cat, which for some reason I decided to put a bell on so now every time it's around I swear it's jingling extra-loud just to get back at me. Plus I'm full of scratches.

On the bright side, my bathroom is really clean.

[Private to Penny/totally hackable]

So, I maybe sort of went into your apartment yesterday and snatched one of your bras.

[Private to Raikov/totally hackable]

Sorry about the incident. Except not really. You make damn good apple pie.