15th Note

[thewildone]

I am really confused about yesterday. I mean, it was a hell of a lot better than that last curse, I'm just not sure why I felt the need to spend so much time playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Also, I kinda took some things that weren't mine. Including someone's puppy, which I would like to give back. It's fine, I promise, but I feel like a horrible person now. It's just so tiny and defenseless-looking. Unlike my beast of a cat, which for some reason I decided to put a bell on so now every time it's around I swear it's jingling extra-loud just to get back at me. Plus I'm full of scratches.

On the bright side, my bathroom is really clean.

[Private to Penny/totally hackable]

So, I maybe sort of went into your apartment yesterday and snatched one of your bras.

[Private to Raikov/totally hackable]

Sorry about the incident. Except not really. You make damn good apple pie.

Comments

[thewildone]

Probably for the best.

Any theories on what all this was about?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

The Labors of Heracles.

1/2

[thewildone]

All I remember about that is it the part where he cleaned the stables.

2/2

[thewildone]

Which, in retrospect, probably explains the bathroom.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

He fought the Nemean Lion, captured Cerberus, cleaned the stables, captured the Cretan Bull, stole the girdle of the Amazon Queen, fought the hydra, killed the deer of Ceryneia, killed the Stymphalian birds, gathered the apples of the Hesperides, stoles the cattle of Geryon, fetched the horses of Diomedes, and fetched the Erymanthian boar.

[thewildone]

My guess is I got about half of those. Huh.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you didn't offend anyone along the way.

[thewildone]

Hopefully not too much.